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women and pool tables
 
 
What is the difference between a woman a pool table?

On the pool table, you put the balls in the hole and the stick stays out.
curious pickup line
 
 
Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population of the next generation.

Do you understand my explanation?

Or do you need a demonstration?
pickle in the pants
 
 
There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him.
Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, "What's your secret?"
The guy whispers, "All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants."
In a fluorish, the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants. But when he returns to the shore, he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way, runs off screaming in bloody terror. Confused, he hurries over to the first guyand desperately asks, "Why are all the girls running away from me?" The first guy looks up and replies, "The pickle's on the wrong side."
murder mystery porn
 
 
Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?

In the end, everybody did it!


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