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bedside confession
 
 
Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the first time.

Julie: I think I should warn you Ted, I've got acute angina

Ted: You're breasts aren't bad either.

ultimate rejection
 
 
Q. What's the ultimate rejection?

A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
would you marry again?
 
 
A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.

"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"

The husband said, "Never, my dear."

The wife said, "I'm sure you would."

So the husband said, "Okay, I would"

"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.

And the husband replied, "I suppose so."

Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"

"I doubt she'd want to," the husband said. "She'd be so much thinner."
blonde in a round room
 
 
How do you keep a blonde busy?

Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!


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