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the taste of a new generation
 
 
What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs.
two hookers
 
 
Two hookers were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said, 'TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00.' A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that moment, another car passed with a sign saying, 'JESUS SAVES.' The hookers asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, 'Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion.' So the two ladies took their sign down and drove off.
The following day the same cop in the area noticed the two ladies driving aound with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read, 'TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00.'
inoffensive nicknames for breasts
 
 

1) Chest Trays

2) NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)

3) Pastor Baiters

4) Mounds of Shame

5) Heavenly Canteens

6) Pearly Weights

7) Hooteronomies

8) Pizza Pizza

9) Sweater Undulations

10) The Daughters of Lactiticus

11) Racks of Lambs of God

12) Communion Woofers

13) First and Second Mammalonians

14) Pamela's Burdens

15) Beelzeboobs

men with hair in their teeth
 
 
What do you call a man with hair between his teeth?

Gladiator!


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