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knights and birth control limerick
 
 
In days of old, when knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented!
mick jagger and a lonely scotsman
 
 
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the friend of a lonely Scotsman?
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" And the friend of a lonely Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off my ewe!"
sex and dieting
 
 
What's the difference between a person trying to lose weight and a virgin?

One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.
using computers for a gratuitous screw reference
 
 
The difference between computers and people?

With computers, software goes into hardware.


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