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my first time
 
 
My First Time

The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone,
Just her and I.

Her hair so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran me fingers,
down her spine.

I didnt know how,
I tried my best,
To touch her breast.

I remembered my fear,
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart,
And when she did,
I felt no shame.

All at once,
The white stuff came out!

At last. It's finished.
It's all over...

My first time,

Milking a cow.

squeaky clean
 
 
One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.
She says, 'Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.'
The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep.
In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?'
ba ba black sheep
 
 
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

sex education
 
 
One day a boy came home from school and his mother asked, 'What did you do today, son?' The boy replied, 'I learned a lot in Sex Education class.' The mother, thinking this to be a dirty joke, yelled at him and sent him to his room. Later that day, the daughter comes home and the mother says to her, 'You'll never guess what! Your brother told me he learned a lot in Sex Education class! I sent him to his room!' 'Mom,' the girl said, 'he really does go to a sex education class. He wasn't lying' The mother, feeling very bady about the mixup, goes to the boy's room to apologize. She opens the door to find him masturbating and she says, 'When you are done with your homework, come out here, we have to talk.'

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