Sexuality jokes

'Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...'

Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!'

'Sarah,' her mother said, 'calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'

'Please don't make me tell you, mama,' wept the daughter, 'I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!'

'Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset....Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!'

Still sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!'

In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

'Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.'

'That must have hurt,' said the judge.

'No kidding,' said the best man. 'I broke three of my fingers.'

'You got in an argument with your boss.'

'Well, piss on him!!!' said the man.

'You did. He fired you.'

'Well, screw him!'

'I did.' said his wife. 'You're back to work on Monday.'

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