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hemophiliac and virgin
 
 
Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?

A: One prick and they're done.

what's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
 
 
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?

A fake blonde doing cartwheels!

poor old man
 
 
This old man goes to the doctor's.

"Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."

"So what's the problem?"

"I can't remember where I live."

whack off
 
 
There was this guy named John that went to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of clocks, some were slow and some were fast. He went to God to ask a question.

'What's the deal with all these clocks?' John asked.

'Well,' said God, 'these clocks tell how much a person masturbates.'

'Well, where's my clock?' asked John.

'It's in the office,' replied God. 'We use it as a fan.'


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