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the blondes and the rocking party
 
 
Three blonde friends were walking home from a party one night, and one says, 'What'd you think of the party?'

The first one replies, 'It rocked.'

The second one says, 'Yeah it did rock.'

The third one says, 'Thanks to the couple upstairs!'

blonde braincells
 
 
How do blondes' braincells die?
Alone.
breadcrumbs in the toilet
 
 
Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?

To feed the toilet duck!

blonde trying to eat
 
 
One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office with a carrot in one ear, a cucumber in the other ear and two peas up her nose. When the doctor asked what was wrong, she complained she wasn't feeling well. The doctor told her it was because she wasn't eating right.

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