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man beats dog
 
 
Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?

So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.

witchy women
 
 
Why don't witches have children?

Because their husbands have Holloweenies.
did you hear about the boy bubble who chased...
 
 
Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the girl bubble?

He wanted to see her bust!

girls just wanna have fun
 
 
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking on the beach when they found a magic lamp. They began rubbing it and genie came out and said, "You each may have one wish." The red head thought for a while and said, "Even though blondes are stupid, they have so more fun, I wish to be blonde." and she was turned blonde. The brunette agreed, "That's true, I really want to have more fun too, even though I'll be dumber, I wish to be blonde" and she became blonde also. The blonde looks at the two other blondes and said, "I just don't think I have enough fun. I don't care if I becomer even more dumb, make me more blonde, woo!" So the genie granted her wish and made her a man.

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