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viagra + death = ?
 
 
What happend to the man who died on an overdose of Viagra?

They couldn't close the coffin.

a few good lawyers
 
 
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
modern science
 
 
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% — wedding cake!
dynamite!
 
 
There was this hunk at a trade fair, flashing his big muscles and repeating, "Ten tons of dynamite, ten tons of dynamite," while eyeing the females around.

One young lady was impressed and, with the intention of giving him a try, entered the tent with him. She was out in a moment saying "Huh, ten tons of dynamite, with half an inch of fuse?"


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