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10
 
 
What is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1?

Bo Derek getting older...

shoplifting
 
 
A man walks into a music store and wants to buy a good, old-fashioned vinyl record. He gets the record and is ready to check out when he discovers that he forgot his wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decides to steal the record. So he sticks it down his pants.

Of course, the cashier spots him on the way out and says, "Hey! Is that a record in your pants?"

The man replies, "Well, it may not be a record but I haven't heard any complaints."

ear condoms
 
 
Q. Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?

A. He didn't want to have hearing aids.

green and jumpy
 
 
What is green and jumps from bed to bed?

A prostitoad.


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