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fatty mcvirgin
 
 
What's the difference between a fat woman and a virgin?

A fat woman's trying to diet, and the virgin's dying to try it!

b-day sex
 
 
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."

His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Adam replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

walk the walk
 
 
Why did the gypsy walk funny?

Because he had crystal balls.

what do you call a blonde in an institute for high
 
 
What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning? A visitor.

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