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adam's new organs
 
 
One day God came to Adam and said, 'I've got some good news and some bad news."

'Well, give me the good news first.'

'I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.'

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, 'These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?'

'The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.'

monica's new boyfriend
 
 
Monica Lewinsky and her new boyfriend are making love. After they finish having sex, the new boyfriend asks, "Was I as good as Bill?"

"Close, but no cigar.'
horny old ladies
 
 
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

roman warrior
 
 
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?

A: Gladiator.

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