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12- pack
 
 
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, 'Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'

The son then asks his father, 'What's the 6-pack for?'

The father replies, 'Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, 'Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....'

yo mama's so stupid
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid she thought PMS was a telephone company.
things just fallin' off
 
 
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
sex math 101
 
 
What kind of math don't they teach in school?

How to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!


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