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sliding doors
 
 
How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

late again
 
 
A kid was late for school one day.

"I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher.

"Couldn't your father have done that?"

"Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

education in arkansas
 
 
Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. in the same day in Arkansas?

It's too hard on the mules.

chuck the yuck
 
 
What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?
"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."

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