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warning virus: alert nerds
 
 
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a new virus : Viagra !

It turns your 3.5' floppy into a hard drive!!!
scratch those thangs
 
 
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

fortune 500
 
 
What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute?

Your whoroscope!

christmas in heaven
 
 
Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it's Christmas, he'll let them into heaven if they have something representing the holiday with them. One of the guys has a Christmas ornament, and gets let in. Another guy has pine needles on his shirt, and gets let in. The third guy pulls out a pair of panties.

"How do those represent Christmas?" asks Peter.

"These are Carol's."


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