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what happens when a lawyer takes viagra...
 
 
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

They grow taller.

a woman wearing a strapless gown and ...
 
 
A woman wearing a strapless gown and sporting a necklace with an airplane as the locket sees a young man staring at her at length during a party.

After the party the woman asks: "Wear you admiring my airplane?"

Man:"No, I was admiring the landing field."

bufallo billy
 
 
Buffallo Billy had a ten-foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she whacked it with a rake
And now it's only five foot four
10 things in golf that sound dirty
 
 
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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