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you know you're old
 
 
You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.
it's very difficult to marry princesses
 
 
Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails at turning lead to gold, but the third man successfully completes all three tasks.
"Congratulations!" says the king. "You may now have my daughter's hand in marriage."
"Screw that," says the man. "I want the cow."
gay picnic
 
 
Q: How do you know you're at a gay picnic?

A: If the hotdogs have fudge on them

octogenarian barroom chat
 
 
Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, 'If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, 'Chinese.'
She asked,' What would you order?'
He replied, 'Moo Goo Gai Pan.'
She asked, ' If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?'
He replied, 'Depends....'
She asked, 'Depends on what?'
He replied, 'Just DEPENDS....'

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