Sexuality jokes

Jokes » sexuality » humor 118

Sexuality


tennis balls
 
 
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. 

Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.

Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling. 

"What do you have in your pocket?", she asked.

"Tennis ball," the man said smiling back.

"Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!"

this little piggy
 
 
A farmer had just bought some pigs for breeding, but didn't quite know how to do it. He soon found out that the vet would charge him $200 a pig. That was a little rich for his blood, so he figured he might be able to do it himself. So for three weeks, he'd load up all the pigs in the truck and take 'em to an isolated location where nobody would see him doing it. After three weeks, none of the pigs were pregnant, so he decided to forget about it for a morning. That morning, his wife happened to look out the window.

"Honey? What are you doing to those pigs?"

"What do you mean?" asked the farmer.

"One's honking the horn, and the others are rocking the back of the truck."

you're so poor...christmas
 
 
Your'e so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
middle east policy
 
 
Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East?

Because he thought the Gaza Strip is a topless bar!


Page 119 of 265     «« Previous | Next »»