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count chock full of nuts
 
 
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

ark-n-saw
 
 
A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
six hours to live
 
 
After a visit to the doctor, a man returns home and tells his wife he has approximately six hours left to live. Of course, they go straight to bed and have some amazing, athletic sex. Half an hour later, the man asks his wife if they can have sex again. They do, and it's even more vigourous and ferocious sex. An hour later, the man asks his wife for sex again, and they have a ball-busting, rib-breaking round of sex. An hour later, the man wants it again.

"No way," says the wife. "I have to get up in the morning. You don't."

genital mutilation is funny
 
 
Hey, did ya hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?
It has a ding but no dong!

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