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frenchman and farm animals
 
 
What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

A bisexual!

a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis
 
 
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were all discussing how much their lives suck.
The cucumber says, "I get picked from my home, sliced up, and thrown a salad. My life sucks the most."

The pickle then says, "I get picked from my home, shoved in a jar, submerged in liquid thats smells awful. So my life sucks the most."

The penis then says, "Oh please! My life definitely sucks the most. I get a tarp wrapped over my head, stuck in a wet black hole, and rammed against a wall until I vomit."

what do you call 88 rednecks...
 
 
What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?

A family reunion.

stuffing
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?

A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.


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