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divorce and circumcision
 
 
The difference between a divorce and a circumcision is... in a divorce you get rid of the whole schmuck.
my wife at the zoo
 
 
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, “If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!”
when cats are like men
 
 
  • They are independent.
  • They don't listen.
  • They don't come in when you call.
  • They like to stay out all night.
  • When you are trying to get things done, they want your attention.
  • When they are home, they like to be left alone and sleep.
    • the secret of women
     
     
    Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

    He died laughing before he could tell anybody.


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