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woman -vs- computer geek joke
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A: Women don't take 3 1/2' floppies.

women pass less gas
 
 
Why do women pass less gas than men?

Because women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!

some mornings
 
 
Some mornings I wake up grouchy... and on others I just let her sleep!
spitfire
 
 
What's black and white, black and brown, and black and black?

A nun roasting on a spit.


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