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i hate that witch
 
 
"Guess what I got for my mother for Christmas? An electric broom!" said the wife.

"Why?" said the husband. "So she can get here faster?"

hard luck honeymoon
 
 
A newlywed couple goes on their honeymoon in Hawaii. They get a master suite in their hotel. The man's wife leaves, but the staff fails to notice.

A few hours later, the man goes to the manager at the desk, and says, he is "checking out."

The manager asks him where his wife is.

The man tells the manager that she left him.

The manager asks, "Why, didn't you have a good time last night?"

The man replies, "No, I had the best night of my life last night." The manager asks, "Then why did she leave you?" The man replies, "It was with the maid."

midget dating
 
 
I use to date a midget.

I was nuts over her!
what's your poison?
 
 
Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son.

The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed.

When he woke up the next morning he found that his father had died.


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