Men And Women jokes

How are men like lightbulbs?

You have to screw both of them to get a response!

Q: Why did God create women?

A: Because God took one look at men and said, 'I know I can do better than this.'

A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down the road one day. Her boyfriend suggests that they play road games and that whoever loses has to strip. They play every game known to man and the girl loses every time. Soon she is bare naked. The boy takes a long look and runs off the road. They slide into a tree and the boy is trapped in the car. He yells to his girlfriend, 'Quick, go get help!'

She says, 'I can't, I'm naked.'

He hands her a shoe to cover with. Desperately she covers her 'lower parts' and runs to the road. She flags down a truck driver and yells, 'Help me, my boyfriend is stuck.'

The truck driver replies,'Honey, if he's that far gone, I don't think we can get him out again!'

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.