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top ten signs your kid is a wizard - david letterm
 
 
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke

9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does

8. Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt

7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash .

6. He wears shiny red satin robes -- and you're just praying he's a wizard

5. Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz

4. Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"

3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow

2. His homework ate the dog

1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

yo mama's had more pricks than...
 
 
Yo mama's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!
what do you call a woman...
 
 
What do you call a woman rolling around on the ground with no legs.

Peggy

minor differences
 
 
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?

A: Because they don't have balls.


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