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snowmen and snowwomen
 
 
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs! Ha!

your place or his
 
 
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place!
painting a wall
 
 
How many men does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw 'em!

moth inspector
 
 
A man walks in his room after work and is suprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. 'Who the hell are you?' he yells. The naked guy replies 'I'm the moth inspector' 'Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?' He looks down and exclaims 'Oh my God! I'm too late!'

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