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lesbians, diets, and makeup
 
 
Why don't lesbians go on diets and wear makeup at the same time?

It's hard to be on Jenny Craig when you've got Liz Clairborne on your face!

beer bottle opener
 
 
How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it to you.

in the family closet
 
 
Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says 'Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...'

The mother interupts him. 'Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!'

When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says 'I'm leaving you.'

The father, bewildered, slowly asks 'Why!?! What did I do??'

The mother turns to Jonny and says ' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!'

'I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.'

men and blenders
 
 
Why are men like blenders?

Every woman has one, and doesn't know why!


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