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painting a wall
 
 
How many men does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw 'em!

that's a good question
 
 
What's white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing!
men and lava lamps
 
 
Men are like lava lamps.

Fun to look at but not that bright.

stop tailgating
 
 
A modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.
"Yes ma'am," said the clerk. "I'm quite certian that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?"
"Braille," she replied.

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