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a daring new position
 
 
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?

Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

why god created man
 
 
Why did god create man?

Because a dildo can't mow the lawn!

what's your poison?
 
 
Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son.

The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed.

When he woke up the next morning he found that his father had died.

toilet training
 
 
How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?

I don't know, it's never been done.


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