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refrigerator man
 
 
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!'

'I wouldn't worry too much about it,' the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.'

'But you don't understand,' the woman insists. 'He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.'

my wife at the zoo
 
 
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, “If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!”
when cats are like men
 
 
  • They are independent.
  • They don't listen.
  • They don't come in when you call.
  • They like to stay out all night.
  • When you are trying to get things done, they want your attention.
  • When they are home, they like to be left alone and sleep.
    • why women don't need driver's licenses
     
     
    Why don't women need driver's licenses?
    Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!

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