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my wife at the zoo
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, “If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!”
chocolate and viagra
Q. What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?


octogenarian barroom chat
Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, 'If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, 'Chinese.'
She asked,' What would you order?'
He replied, 'Moo Goo Gai Pan.'
She asked, ' If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?'
He replied, 'Depends....'
She asked, 'Depends on what?'
He replied, 'Just DEPENDS....'
madame president
What would a female president's husband be called?

Bill Clinton.

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