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healthier menus
 
 
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter. "Can I help you?" she asks with a knowing smile. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your hands," he says. "I want a cheeseburger."
stick of dynamite
 
 
Yo penis so small that if it were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your load!
punishment in heaven
 
 
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.

'Why?' he asks.

St. Paul replies, 'When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, 'When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, 'Thank God I didn't do anything like that.' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, 'Why?'

'Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.'

wonder bra
 
 
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

A. Because when you take it off, you wonder where her tits went!


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