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all alone
 
 
If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?
ready to go home yet?
 
 
There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.

This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man said, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."

350 pounder?
 
 
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke!

men prefer ....
 
 
Q: Why do men prefer intelligent women?

A: Opposites attract.


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