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president hillary
Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide run for office?

She'd already been President for 8 years.

poor couple
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, 'I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'

The woman replied, 'Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?'

The man replied, 'No, I'm turning the heat off.'

shaky arms hotel
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed.  Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager.  The manager says he'll be right up.  The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true.

"Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!"

So he lies down next to the wife.   Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"

The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

chuck the yuck
What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?
"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."

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