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husband staggering
 
 
Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
A: Shoot him again!
respecting the first lady
 
 
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'

genital mutilation is funny
 
 
Hey, did ya hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?
It has a ding but no dong!
ladys love the shoppin'
 
 
Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.


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