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a letter to tide
 
 
Dear Tide,

I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best. One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt. Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt. She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt. I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick. So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide. It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive! I can't praise your product enough. Thank you for saving my life! I must go now. I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags...

Thanks again!

John Smith

a daring new position
 
 
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?

Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

women and pms
 
 
Q: What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman Pincher?

A: Lipstick!

i hate that witch
 
 
"Guess what I got for my mother for Christmas? An electric broom!" said the wife.

"Why?" said the husband. "So she can get here faster?"


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