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getting any on the side?
 
 
Joe was asked at work if he was getting any on the side.

He replied, “Hell, it's been so long since I had any I didn't know they moved it.”

quick visit to the dentist
 
 
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

silk stalkings
 
 
What do men and stockings have in common?

They either run, cling, or don't fit in the crotch!
dad eats lightbulbs
 
 
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs.

"How do you know that?" asks his teacher.

"I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.'"


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