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baby hermaphrodite
 
 
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, 'I have something to tell you about your child...'

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, 'What's wrong with it?'

The doctor says, 'There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite.'

The woman looks confused. 'A hermaphrodite, what's that?'

The doctor replies, 'It has both features of a male and a female.'

The woman looks relieved. 'What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?'

broom factory
 
 
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.

"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"

"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"

"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."

"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."

"Oh, my God!" she exclaims. "It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"

man, i feel like a woman
 
 
I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic.

"I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman?"

The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well-built, handsome man.

"I can make you feel like a woman," was his reply.

He started walking slowly down the isle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said...

"Iron this!"

hand-eye coordination
 
 
What two men's hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?

Video games and porno.


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