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how many men to open a beer?
 
 
How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you!

350 pounder?
 
 
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke!

futurama
 
 
How does a man plan for the future? He buys TWO cases of beer.
men's brains
 
 
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?

A: They don't have a penis to put them in!


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