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park your man
 
 
How are men and parking spots the same?

All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped!

armed women
 
 
Why did God give women arms?

Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

clearly cheating
 
 
Once there was a man with a girlfriend named Loraine.
He was cheating on her with a girl named Clearly.
Then Loraine died.
At the funeral the man stood up and sang, 'I can see Clearly now Loraine is gone....'
poor couple
 
 
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, 'I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'

The woman replied, 'Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?'

The man replied, 'No, I'm turning the heat off.'


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