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tornado and redneck divorce
 
 
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

adam, eve, and god makes three
 
 
"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"

"So you would love her."

"But why did you make her so dumb?"

"So she would love you."

the cowboy and his horse
 
 
A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos, intent on killing him. But in their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests. For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman, with whom the cowboy spent the night. The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled "You stupid horse! I said POSSE!"
eyes wide shut
 
 
Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!


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