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the blond date
 
 
A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot 'n' heavy. Then the guy leans over.

"Do you want to go in the backseat?"

"No." Unfazed, they continue making out. The guy trys again.

"Do you want to go in the backseat?"

"No." A little frustrated, the man decides to ignore it. They continue to get pretty into it. Soon, the man figures he can ask agin.

"Do you want to go in the backseat?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I want to stay up here with you."

a real screamer
 
 
How do you get your wife to scream real loud when you're having sex?

Call her from where you're at!

ladies first
 
 
Q: How do you keep a man from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head!

adam's new organs
 
 
One day God came to Adam and said, 'I've got some good news and some bad news."

'Well, give me the good news first.'

'I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.'

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, 'These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?'

'The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.'


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