Men And Women jokes

She wanted to start with something simple.

"Why?"

"As soon as gets to a party, he rids it of all the spirits."

Just as they were about to give up hope, one of the men finds a magic lamp.

The first man wished to be 10% smarter, and then he was able to make a fire and send morse code smoke signals for help.

The second one wished to be 25% smarter, and suddenly he knew how to build a sturdy raft capable of getting them all off the island.

Then the third man wished to be 50% smarter, and he turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.

Her date said you have something on your cheek. So she wiped it off.

Then her date said, "No, the other side."

So she reached into her mouth and wiped the other side.