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the ages of man
 
 
Between 16 and 26: Tri-weekly
Between 27 and 46: Try weekly
47 and up: Try weakly
fingers
 
 
A man was working with an electric saw when he accidentally sawed off all ten fingers. He quicky rushed to the emergency room. The doctor there told him, “Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do'.”

“But I don't have the fingers!”

“What! You don't have the fingers!?” said the doctor, “You should have brought them to me. We have all kinds of operations we could have done like microsugery and stuff. We could have put them back as good as new.”

“But Doc, I couldn't pick them up.”

women in heaven
 
 
How come only forty percent of women go to heaven?

Because if they all went it would be hell.

singled out
 
 
Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common?
A: They're all married.

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