Men And Women jokes

A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on the beach'. She notices a slick dude at the end of the bar with a very prominent feature.

"Hi big guy," she says, batting her eyelashes.

"Oh hello, beautiful," he says stepping closer to her.

"I couldn't help but notice what big feet you have," as a look of wonderment spreads across her face.

"You know what that means..." he coos.

"Yes, trouble for the ants," she says.

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!'

'I wouldn't worry too much about it,' the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.'

'But you don't understand,' the woman insists. 'He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.'

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Did you here about the 80 lbs. man with the 40 lbs. testicles?

They say he was half nuts.