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three guys go to heaven
 
 
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

electricity mathematics
 
 
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket?

A: One -- because men will screw anything.

women and watches
 
 
Why don't women need watches?

Because there's a clock on the stove.
logic prevails
 
 
A man had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the ads about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife was not too happy about it. One day the man read an ad about a sale on steel-belted radial tires. He jumped up, exclaiming that he would quickly buy four tires while the sale was on. The wife complained, "I don't know what's wrong with you. You are going to buy four expensive tires when you've got a crappy old car?"

The man replied, "Don't make such a big deal about it! I don't complain when you buy new bras, do I?"


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