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She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"
The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
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When she found Joey she told him what was happeing, but he didn't quite understand so she showed him what her problem was.
Joey's face got very serious and he said, "You know, I'm no doctor, but it looks like someone ripped your balls off!"
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The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
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One day John walks over to the fence of Sam's yard and sees Sam's wife watering the garden naked. The next day he tells Sam about this. So Sam wants revenge. That night he catches John's wife performing oral sex on John.
The next day Sam comes up to John and says, 'Hey, I saw your wife performing oral sex on you last night.'
'Hah,' John says, 'I wasn't home last night!'
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