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ex-lax, don't do it
 
 
Why are men like laxatives?

Because they irritate the crap out of you!

women's tiny feet
 
 
Why are women's feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

poor old man
 
 
This old man goes to the doctor's.

"Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."

"So what's the problem?"

"I can't remember where I live."

jack and jill and modern economics
 
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with two fifty. Go figure.

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