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dumb as rocks
 
 
Q: What do rocks and boobs have in common?

A: If they're flat, you can skip them.

clear nuts
 
 
A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing a pair of shorts made from Saran wrap. So the psychologist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
stick of dynamite
 
 
Yo penis so small that if it were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your load!
becoming a woman
 
 
One day Little Sally got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Joey.

When she found Joey she told him what was happeing, but he didn't quite understand so she showed him what her problem was.

Joey's face got very serious and he said, "You know, I'm no doctor, but it looks like someone ripped your balls off!"


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