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lottery
 
 
A wife comes in and yells, 'Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!'

Her husband yells back, 'Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?'

The wife replies, 'I don't care! Just get the hell out!'

anniversaries and toilets
 
 
What do anniversaries and toilets have in common?
Men always miss both of them.
a good bud is hard to find
 
 
What's the difference between men and beer?
When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.
two sperm
 
 
Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!


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