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happy man
 
 
How can you tell if a man is happy ?

Who cares!

refrigerator man
 
 
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!'

'I wouldn't worry too much about it,' the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.'

'But you don't understand,' the woman insists. 'He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.'

when cats are like men
 
 
  • They are independent.
  • They don't listen.
  • They don't come in when you call.
  • They like to stay out all night.
  • When you are trying to get things done, they want your attention.
  • When they are home, they like to be left alone and sleep.
    • the secret of women
     
     
    Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

    He died laughing before he could tell anybody.


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