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hot babe in bar
 
 
A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on the beach'. She notices a slick dude at the end of the bar with a very prominent feature.

"Hi big guy," she says, batting her eyelashes.

"Oh hello, beautiful," he says stepping closer to her.

"I couldn't help but notice what big feet you have," as a look of wonderment spreads across her face.

"You know what that means..." he coos.

"Yes, trouble for the ants," she says.

divorce and circumcision
 
 
The difference between a divorce and a circumcision is... in a divorce you get rid of the whole schmuck.
why women don't need driver's licenses
 
 
Why don't women need driver's licenses?
Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!
octogenarian barroom chat
 
 
Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, 'If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, 'Chinese.'
She asked,' What would you order?'
He replied, 'Moo Goo Gai Pan.'
She asked, ' If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?'
He replied, 'Depends....'
She asked, 'Depends on what?'
He replied, 'Just DEPENDS....'

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