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golf and funerals
 
 
Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, 'Why did you do that?'

The man replies, 'Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.'

asian lady
 
 
There was an Asian lady who married an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. So she brought her husband to the store...because he spoke English.

psychology co-ed
 
 
Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way through college as a prostitute?

For fifty bucks, she'll screw with your mind!

hot babe in bar
 
 
A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on the beach'. She notices a slick dude at the end of the bar with a very prominent feature.

"Hi big guy," she says, batting her eyelashes.

"Oh hello, beautiful," he says stepping closer to her.

"I couldn't help but notice what big feet you have," as a look of wonderment spreads across her face.

"You know what that means..." he coos.

"Yes, trouble for the ants," she says.


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