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how many men does it take?
 
 
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. One to actually do the work and four others to say how they screwed it.

madame president
 
 
What would a female president's husband be called?

Bill Clinton.

marriage blues
 
 
Once a man saw a board outside his friend's office and it said 'B.A.' next to his name, but after a week it said 'M.A.'

So he asked his friend how he got his master's degree so quickly. The friend replied that last week his wife died so he put on the board B.A. [bachelor again]. But then he married once more so he put on the board M.A. [married again].

fish market
 
 
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.

He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"


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