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Again, at 5:00PM and 7:00PM, they tried, and both times Bill turned down the soup, so they gave up. In preparation for the next day's test, they entered his room at 3:00AM, 4:30AM, and 6:00AM and gave him an enema each time.
When Bill got home from the hospital after the tests, he told his wife, "Whatever you do, if you go to that hospital and they try to serve you soup, take it! If you refuse it, they sneak in while you're asleep and shove it up your butt!
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The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. 'What in hell am I doing?' he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. 'I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!' he said.
'Last week my wife ran off with a cop,' the man said, 'and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!'
'Have a nice night,' said the officer.
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