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logic prevails
 
 
A man had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the ads about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife was not too happy about it. One day the man read an ad about a sale on steel-belted radial tires. He jumped up, exclaiming that he would quickly buy four tires while the sale was on. The wife complained, "I don't know what's wrong with you. You are going to buy four expensive tires when you've got a crappy old car?"

The man replied, "Don't make such a big deal about it! I don't complain when you buy new bras, do I?"

ladies first
 
 
Q: How do you keep a man from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head!

adam's new organs
 
 
One day God came to Adam and said, 'I've got some good news and some bad news."

'Well, give me the good news first.'

'I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.'

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, 'These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?'

'The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.'

losing a husband
 
 
Losing a husband can be hard.

In my case, it was almost impossible.


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