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slightly used car
 
 
A man was selling his brand-new luxury car for ten dollars. A woman answered the ad, but she was slightly disbelieving.

'Ten bucks?!? What's the gimmick?' she inquired.

'No gimmick,' the man answered. 'My wife died, and in her will she asked that the car be sold and that all the money go to the mailman.'

hot babe in bar
 
 
A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on the beach'. She notices a slick dude at the end of the bar with a very prominent feature.

"Hi big guy," she says, batting her eyelashes.

"Oh hello, beautiful," he says stepping closer to her.

"I couldn't help but notice what big feet you have," as a look of wonderment spreads across her face.

"You know what that means..." he coos.

"Yes, trouble for the ants," she says.

happy man
 
 
How can you tell if a man is happy ?

Who cares!

refrigerator man
 
 
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!'

'I wouldn't worry too much about it,' the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.'

'But you don't understand,' the woman insists. 'He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.'


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