Men And Women jokes

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

Nevada State Tourism Board
"Nothing Says I LOVE YOU Like Legalized Prostitution and Gambling" T-shirts, baseball caps, and coffee mugs.

Ku Klux Klan
* Valentine's Day Heart Burning, co-sponsored by Alka Seltzer

Vatican Public Relations Office
* "Naughty Altar Boy" limited edition ceramic figurine

American Heart Association
* Chocolate heart with marshallow-filled arteries. Simultaneously a touching token of love and a serious warning to an overweight sweetheart.

Daughters of the American Revolution
* Illustrated Kama Sutra featuring George and Martha Washington. Comes with authentic period wooden dental dam.

PETA
* Spray Paint a Red Heart on Joan Rivers' Coat Competition

National Society of Organ Donors
* "My Heart Belongs to You (As Soon As I'm Brain Dead)" cards.

Department of Homeland Security
* Moving the Valentine's Day National Warning System Code Red for a "High Risk of Lovin'"

"What on earth do you think you are doing?", says the woman.

The obese man replies, "Shaking my groove thang."

The woman laughs and says,

"If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!"